Carrisms

Okay so how many of you say things that people turn an eyebrown up to. I am not claiming them to be my own. They are just things I tend to say.
Well here are a few of mine! First I will do words and then phrases.

Weird Words:
1. Grody (gross, nasty, disgusting)
2. Buggy (grocery cart)
3. Pert Near (almost, close by, soon)
4. Fixin' to (Straight Texan for about to)


Phrases:
1. That's so good it'll make a bulldog trot sideways.
2. Back the truck up!
3. That dog don't hunt.
4. Shake it, don't break it, took your mama nine months to make it.
5. That sounded better in my head.
6. Git her done. (thanks to a friendly reminder from our friends this one is
brought back to me)
7. That'll leave a mark.

I'll update as I think of more, because heaven knows they just slip right out of my mouth almost daily. It just kills me I get in front of the computer and the pressure is just too much and I can't hardly think of one. That's how it always goes for me, it always sounds much better in my head. See there's another one, I need to go back and add to the list.